tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3554982014255874668.post8594478951571250678..comments2023-10-19T22:29:46.255+11:00Comments on Orange Juice Snobbery: Crap Service for Crap Signage - at ColesMariahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16371925558254933645noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3554982014255874668.post-62703080776745793532008-04-24T16:32:00.000+10:002008-04-24T16:32:00.000+10:00He is probably one of those fun guys who goes to t...He is probably one of those fun guys who goes to the store and when the tomato soup is on special he buys 500 tins of it and thinks it is 1 item.<BR/><BR/>If you are his friend he will entertain you with tomato soup for the rest of the next three years. His house will be made of tomato soup.<BR/><BR/>Then later he will find that it is leek soup that is on special and he will go for 500 tins of that.<BR/><BR/>There is some feeling sorry for the geezer, and maybe such people should have the "Privileged Homogenous Food Lane", a token of pity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3554982014255874668.post-7361177487824172212008-04-23T09:37:00.000+10:002008-04-23T09:37:00.000+10:00I was in The Fast Lanebehind a guy with a LOT of s...I was in The Fast Lane<BR/>behind a guy with a LOT of stuff, so I reverted to Old Hippie Mode and placed my hand gently on his arm and said sweetly <BR/>"would you like me to come home with you and teach you to count?"<BR/>Why? he said.<BR/>"Because you have many more than the eight items this queue is for"<BR/>and he said<BR/>"No I haven't - I have 12 cartons of milk and 12 loaves of bread - thats <B>TWO 'items'</B>."<BR/><BR/>He is Out There driving a car, <BR/>so please be very careful.BwcaBrowniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11500142856655553009noreply@blogger.com