Monday, 9 April 2007

Other Uses For Stegosauruses

The giant inflatable stegosaurus has long not been recognised for its many practical uses. It's been highly underrated for millions of years. Not only is it a great kisser and is it good to watch telly with over a plate of vegetarian dip and crackers, but ...

a stegosaurus is a great companion at yoga ...

and is a great barricade between good and evil. If dangerous thieves plunder your house, a giant inflatable stegosaurus may prevent personal injury.

There should be more stegosauruses in the world. Support this fragile, and what seems to be a dying, breed.

1 comment:

Maria said...

I have come back to say that I have been deflated by the deflation of Steggy, the happy household companion.

Soon I hope to repuff him with animated usefulness and find further work for him. Perhaps as a doorstop or something.