I read in the celebrity section of the Daily Tele that Pauline Hanson might be interested on getting on a dating reality TV show - and she likes the idea of The Farmer Wants A Wife.
That's a show where rural males are tried out with city ladies, and the city ladies are put through the hoops to see if they could manage a country life - things like sticking their hands up cow's bums and stuff. Maybe a man will look at a girl with her hand up a cow's bum and just say "That's the girl for me." I don't know, maybe lot's of country romances start out that way.
But I just don't think we're exploring Pauline's potential to the fullest. My concept for a show would be The Asian Wants A Xenophobe (or The Asian Wants Pauline).
Watch a host of Asian males with Pauline Hanson as the dubious prize. Watch Pauline vy for their attention - or at least their votes, and the males put her through various tests.
Pauline Hanson attempts to put her hand in a martial arts slice through 6 breadboards!
(if she psyches herself up to think they are Asian immigrants' faces, she may well get through this one!)
Pauline Hanson doing the lion dance!
Pauline Hanson having to order in a Vietnamese restaurant without once asking a waiter to "Please Explain" the menu.
I think this one's got legs. Bring it on!
Great idea. I've got anotherGerard Henderson has to chat up his date without once mentioning the elites.
ReplyDeleteI knew this guy called Tequin, from Hong Kong, at Uni. He gave me a drive to uni once and mentioned an idea for a political party he had, 'Asians for Pauline Hanson'. Not only was I shocked and horrified, but I could also barely contain my laughter.
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