Orange Juice Snobbery

Monday, 12 April 2010

The Brand New Hobo-Doll!

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As many people know I'm most unfortunately out of employment and trying to find something new to do with my life. The applications are g...
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Monday, 22 March 2010

On a Not-Quite-Meeting of the Minds

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Recently I've been trying to get a job. One job I tried for required me to be a good speller. A lady rang me up and said, "I'd...
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Thursday, 18 March 2010

The Forgotten Mums

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Just recently someone mentioned to me that the Today Show (Channel 9) did a story on mothers. They referred to 3 categories of "Mummie...
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Saturday, 5 December 2009

Fireworks and Christmas Lights - two big light ups that really get me down

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If there is one thing that Christmas and New Year have in common, it's big lights, both of which I generally find really annoyingly expe...
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Wednesday, 2 December 2009

The Karate Kid Remake

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I'm really sorry I can't share the pics of this remake with you, you'll have to go to the website to see them, but I have just f...
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Sunday, 29 November 2009

An Even Darker Side of Mary Poppins

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Earlier this year, I suggested that Tim Burton direct a Mary Poppins film , which would show the darker side of Mary Poppins. This was sugg...
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Thursday, 19 November 2009

The Making of A Legend: Gone With the Wind

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One of the great things about being unemployed is that you can sit back and watch TV shows you wouldn't be able to watch if you were at ...
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Friday, 13 November 2009

You can rely on me

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I may have mentioned before that I'm really utterly failing on this Get a Job thing. And in our society, success is so often tied up in ...
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Thursday, 12 November 2009

Good luck to my tote bag!

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Just the other day I was on my way to an interview with a recruiter. I was standing at Gordon station when a very non-obliging bird decided ...
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Monday, 2 November 2009

'Tweaking' (aka lying) on your resume

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It's a tough world out there, but someone's got to live in it. Like alive people. And lots of us have to work in it, or try to. Bu...
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Thursday, 29 October 2009

Reclaim the Roads!

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I read this article by Miranda Devine just recently and was a bit sceptical that she could be serious as it was so outrageously weird, but...
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Monday, 26 October 2009

Stating the frikkin' obvious

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"Breast cancer is an issue close to the heart." I saw this today as a motivational message to do something about breast cancer. Ar...
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Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Credit Card Whingers!

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I saw this whinge about credit cards in the paper recently, and while I'm usually not a huge fan of credit card companies, frankly, why...
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Friday, 9 October 2009

Blackface comedy. I hope I am not offending anyone here. If so, apologies in advance.

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Recently, on a Hey Hey it's Saturday sketch , a group calling themselves the Jackson Jive got verbally stoned by Harry Connick Jr for b...
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Tuesday, 6 October 2009

It's all in the victim ...

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2DAY FM Vile Files ... they have " been accused of routinely exploiting children and the disadvantaged for ratings" ... blurts t...
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Maria
Maria’s first real recollection of the wonders of manipulating technological beasts come from vague memories of dubbing Kylie’s ‘Locomotion’ from one cassette to another. Thankfully for all concerned, she’s never figured out how to audio stream it onto a personal blog. Her own flirtation with blog-posting has been recent, short, violent and intense, as all good affairs ought to be. Longer lasting loves have been sustained with orange juice, chocolate and the colours green and purple. She has been criticised at length and often for her verbosity and the frequency of her opinions. She is still constructing her official 300, 000 word response to her critics.
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