Trouble is, dental hygiene was pretty terrible until about 70 years ago. All the folk I fancy from the past - Catullus, Charles Darwin, Leon Trotsky, Hildegard von Bingen - probably had mouths full of stinking septic teeth. Any meetings would have to be strictly snog free.
Maria’s first real recollection of the wonders of manipulating technological beasts come from vague memories of dubbing Kylie’s ‘Locomotion’ from one cassette to another. Thankfully for all concerned, she’s never figured out how to audio stream it onto a personal blog. Her own flirtation with blog-posting has been recent, short, violent and intense, as all good affairs ought to be. Longer lasting loves have been sustained with orange juice, chocolate and the colours green and purple. She has been criticised at length and often for her verbosity and the frequency of her opinions. She is still constructing her official 300, 000 word response to her critics.
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Trouble is, dental hygiene was pretty terrible until about 70 years ago. All the folk I fancy from the past - Catullus, Charles Darwin, Leon Trotsky, Hildegard von Bingen - probably had mouths full of stinking septic teeth. Any meetings would have to be strictly snog free.
I drew the line at pashing a vampire.
And John Howard, who is a very historical figure.
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