I read in the celebrity section of the Daily Tele that Pauline Hanson might be interested on getting on a dating reality TV show - and she likes the idea of The Farmer Wants A Wife.
That's a show where rural males are tried out with city ladies, and the city ladies are put through the hoops to see if they could manage a country life - things like sticking their hands up cow's bums and stuff. Maybe a man will look at a girl with her hand up a cow's bum and just say "That's the girl for me." I don't know, maybe lot's of country romances start out that way.
But I just don't think we're exploring Pauline's potential to the fullest. My concept for a show would be The Asian Wants A Xenophobe (or The Asian Wants Pauline).
Watch a host of Asian males with Pauline Hanson as the dubious prize. Watch Pauline vy for their attention - or at least their votes, and the males put her through various tests.
Pauline Hanson attempts to put her hand in a martial arts slice through 6 breadboards!
(if she psyches herself up to think they are Asian immigrants' faces, she may well get through this one!)
Pauline Hanson doing the lion dance!
Pauline Hanson having to order in a Vietnamese restaurant without once asking a waiter to "Please Explain" the menu.
I think this one's got legs. Bring it on!
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Great idea. I've got anotherGerard Henderson has to chat up his date without once mentioning the elites.
I knew this guy called Tequin, from Hong Kong, at Uni. He gave me a drive to uni once and mentioned an idea for a political party he had, 'Asians for Pauline Hanson'. Not only was I shocked and horrified, but I could also barely contain my laughter.
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