Ardent readers of this blog, of which I think there may be about one (me), and those who have the ability to work a link, of which I hope there's more, may note that in 2006 and most of 2007, I was the unhappy victim of lobsterisation. I was red and itching, especially face and shoulders.
It taught me the sunscreen lesson.
But if I'd made a New Year's Resolution not to let me go lobster again, I'd have broken it by now, and I'm only 2 months into the year.
Yes, last weekend I was red - not my face - but arms, legs, tummy, and back.
This time I suspect allergy, probably some squid or octopus I ate (I didn't eat any lobster, but if I had I would have suspected lobster vengeance).
It was the most annoying thing - wriggling about, itching like crazy, scratching like crazy, knowing I was making it worse - but absolutely unable to NOT scratch - AAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
I don't know what it is, is there some rule I must go red each year? Next year I'll probably fall into a vat of red paint.
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- Maria
- Maria’s first real recollection of the wonders of manipulating technological beasts come from vague memories of dubbing Kylie’s ‘Locomotion’ from one cassette to another. Thankfully for all concerned, she’s never figured out how to audio stream it onto a personal blog. Her own flirtation with blog-posting has been recent, short, violent and intense, as all good affairs ought to be. Longer lasting loves have been sustained with orange juice, chocolate and the colours green and purple. She has been criticised at length and often for her verbosity and the frequency of her opinions. She is still constructing her official 300, 000 word response to her critics.
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3 comments:
Why don't you fall into a vat of yellow paint? That way, the red and the yellow would mix, and turn your skin an attractive shade of... green.
Sure, the fashion companies didn't pay me to come up with ideas like this, but one day they will.
red and yellow = green???
A green with envy fashion company I'm sure I'd create if I could pull off that stunt!
Red and yellow make green? Sure. Please don't throw an oleograph at me, it's the best I could come up with at a moment's notice...
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