My Kind O' Pencil

If there was ever an enticement for nibbling the end of a pencil, this is it.



THE ULTIMATE IN ORANGE JUICE SNOB DESK ACCESSORIES!!!

The Orange Juice Cocktail Pencil!!!

Featuring a rather saucy, and alluring, candy striped , purple-orange-red-and-yellow slim-line body, and topped off with a ripe orange slice, perfectly positioned at a nibble-abble tilt, this pencil is a must-have for orange-juice snobs everywhere. It's nibbly. It's juicy. It's chewy. And it doesn't get worms or go off aafter four days sitting in your pencil jar.

Not only does it mark you out as an orange-juice snob the world over, but it comes with all your standard pencil features. Made of wood, and sharpenable this pencil can:

Sketch
Draw
Scribble
Write
Take Notes
Cartoon
Edit
Graffiti

This remarkable multi-purpose instrument is a limited edition issue. Buy yours and be part of the fruity future!