My throat feels funny. My voice is strange. It sometimes sounds like Maria but then sometimes it goes growly and deep. I can't quite control it. It's all 'throaty'.
Either I'm getting a bit of a cold or I'm turning into a man.
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- Maria’s first real recollection of the wonders of manipulating technological beasts come from vague memories of dubbing Kylie’s ‘Locomotion’ from one cassette to another. Thankfully for all concerned, she’s never figured out how to audio stream it onto a personal blog. Her own flirtation with blog-posting has been recent, short, violent and intense, as all good affairs ought to be. Longer lasting loves have been sustained with orange juice, chocolate and the colours green and purple. She has been criticised at length and often for her verbosity and the frequency of her opinions. She is still constructing her official 300, 000 word response to her critics.
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4 comments:
That sounds exciting! Maybe if I try really hard, one day I can turn into a man too?
Granted, I think I already am, but maybe it could happen... all over again.
You could try turning into something else, like a giraffe, and then back into a man. Then you would be turning into a man.
It woudl be a great party trick.
Besides if you picked a giraffe it would make the throat thing very pertinent.
I hear those giraffes have beautiful, swan-like necks.
"The ugly little girl who grew into a beautiful great giraffe"
Has quite a ring to it.
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