Sunburn Update: A+, please applaud

I braved the beach on Wednesday. Duly armed with sunglasses, floppy hat, a long-sleeved shirt and masses of sunscreen.

Yes, reapplied liberally. Even on the soles of my feet.

The view was beautiful over the beach (except of course for the ignoramuses without their sunscreen and large hats. What were they thinking?)

Hmmm.

Outcome: I didn't roast like a lobster.

Come now, rounds of applause, adulation please. I'm giving myself an A+.