Compare contrast at your leisure.
And if it's just me ... then why me ...?
Taut, round, symmetrical, waiting to leap out of the photos at you ...?
Then there'
s the upside down balloon butt cheeks:Though that may be stretching it.
I'm definitely not alone on seeing butt-cheeks where I see heart-shapes, though maybe I should take the tip from others and just celebrate it.
OK, errh, yum. I've said it. Now could you please go away - you're giving me nightmares.
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I'm not a great fan of the word "butt", but that'd be some kind of anti-American-linguistic-imperialism at work, I guess. Curiously enough, today being V-Day, today's word from wsmith@wordsmith.org is "butte", from the French for "mound", defined as "An isolated hill rising abruptly from the surrounding area, having steep sides and a flat top."
Wordsmith offers this rather delightful citation (even more delightful if you're given to confusing buttes with posteriors):
"The barren buttes surrounding this small ranching town offered scant places for coyotes to hide as hunters converged."
Matthew Brown; Coyote Hunts Draw Criticism; Associated Press; Jan 21, 2007
But for the butt, as for the ass, I'm not a fan of fanny either when it comes to skipping about the pants-words. Bottom is not exactly the pitts - but (oops)how about "fleshy bits of the back lower regions"?
Or just plain old Shakespearean "bum"?
There's something poetic about that.
It's also a little more concise.
I'll file it away for next time, the last nefarious sms bill somewhat penalised the euphemistic.
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